i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??
This is literally all you do in the game
why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…
but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?
My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
* puKE S UP SANTA HAT* i m so pUmped for chRISTMAS iM GOnna fuCK A REINDEER
please don’t fuck a reindeer
tOO FUCKING L A TE
why is facial hair so fucking hot
why are boxer briefs so fucking hot
why are age gaps so fucking hot
why are men so fucking hot
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE